Apple Introduce 12 New Products
iSofa
Apple iQuench
insert bad firewire pun here
Apple iRide
Apple iRacquet.
Hope u like it.
Apple iProduce
Seal in the freshness 
About as tasty as gnawing on a Mac
Apple iSmell
If you think I just found a round perfume bottle and put a couple of dents in it then please view the source this took forever!
Apple iBal
Well, now I know why people complain about compression.
Apple iLite
Not the newest invention *g* but certainly a valuable market.
Apple iCon
“Say amen to iCon! Tell and be heard!”
Intelligent icon from Apple.
Apple iBoard
Apple iLighter
iLighter for those smoking moments when you want a custom flame from iFlames
Apple iPhone ATM
Pretty hard to beat this deal . . . it’s the most amazing product Apple has ever made . . . and it works like an iPod too!
(I think the money comes straight from Bill Gates’ account . . . )
Just imaging friends its not real
See More 20 iProducts very soon
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