Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at
the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker
saying, ‘Guns don’t kill people. I kill people.


Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer
drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave ‘hello’ if she is cute.


Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

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