What’s pink and hard when it goes in… and soft and wet when it comes out?

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips,
a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk,
absolute gorgeous, thts enough about me… how r u ?

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
I need a person for just time pass

If u read this, i m smart.. if u save this,
u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this,
u r spreadin that i m smart..
if u delete this u r jealous…

Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao…

Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai
Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.

ur five qualities
agar zindage main koi acha kaam kar laita to aj ye jaga khali na hot

It’s a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once…….
R u ready??
Here We Go….
How many Times Did u Press The Button

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
sweet words r nice 2 say,
but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness,
how the hell did u manage 2 find me

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble
good people… I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss…

U r many kolometres away frm me.
still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels
1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet

Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples

Raat ko karo ge to Sust raho ge…..
Din ko karo gey to Chust Raho ge…
Karte raho ge to Tandurast Raho ge…

us ne kaha or dabao…
main dabaya…
us ne kaha or dabao…
main ne or dabaya….
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao…..
main ne phir dabaya….
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao…..
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit-case band

Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
Disturbing you…

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

I look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i rather look at the moon again

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
Tan Ki Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, BOURNVITA

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho

Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m

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